Fargo (2014)

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MALVO
I need a room.
WOMAN
Just you?
MALVO
Pardon?
WOMAN
Is it just for you? The room.
MALVO
What difference does that make?
WOMAN
Different rate for two. And if ya
got pets -- dog, cat -- that’s an
extra ten bucks.
MALVO
What about a fish?
WOMAN
Excuse me?
MALVO
Would a fish cost me ten dollars?
WOMAN
Well --
MALVO
Or say I kept spiders. Or mice.
What if I had bacteria?
WOMAN
Sir, bacteria are not pets.
MALVO
Could be.
WOMAN
Sir, perhaps you’d be happier in a
different motel.
MALVO
I just want to know the policy.
I’m a student of institutions.